Battles of the Civil War
Gettysburg:
gettysberg was a great time in american history. i wanted to spred the word on such a great event. gettysberg was a great time in american history i hope you all know that and gettysburg is like one on the best days ever so i decited to have the best day ever by telling you about the best day ever. so i will. the best day ever was gettysburg because it just has to be. i want you all to understand that and feel the same way i did.
A Folktale About Shermans March:
Dear Diary,
It was A moist November of the year 1864. My Name is Jim Jones and I am William Shermans hottest generals out of the four. My lil homie from the Northside of the map named Grant put the word out that he wants the South Cleard out. I told him i got his back. All I had to do to was set up soliders across 60 miles of land and let them do what it does on the Souths Amry. We chased the confederiate army for awhile, and on the way we destroied everything in our path like a real upcoast G would do. We started in Atlanta by scorin and deplorin anything that could help the South Army. We burned all the cotton for clothes, killed all the cows for food, and we even burned down an old womans house because she was talkin more trash than oscar the grouch when the garbage man comes. Yea, you know what it do. Anyway we bullrushed Atlanta like blam blam, boom boom real quick, and did the same to Savannah in like T - minus 13 seconds. We were the Big Boss Dog in Georgia until we hit the ocean. Then we decited to keep layin the wood to South and North Carolina. This went on for awhile until Lee screamed uncle like a buster. By the time I was done i even had enough to make another low budget album that probably wont live up to my first song......yeah that was a good time.
It was A moist November of the year 1864. My Name is Jim Jones and I am William Shermans hottest generals out of the four. My lil homie from the Northside of the map named Grant put the word out that he wants the South Cleard out. I told him i got his back. All I had to do to was set up soliders across 60 miles of land and let them do what it does on the Souths Amry. We chased the confederiate army for awhile, and on the way we destroied everything in our path like a real upcoast G would do. We started in Atlanta by scorin and deplorin anything that could help the South Army. We burned all the cotton for clothes, killed all the cows for food, and we even burned down an old womans house because she was talkin more trash than oscar the grouch when the garbage man comes. Yea, you know what it do. Anyway we bullrushed Atlanta like blam blam, boom boom real quick, and did the same to Savannah in like T - minus 13 seconds. We were the Big Boss Dog in Georgia until we hit the ocean. Then we decited to keep layin the wood to South and North Carolina. This went on for awhile until Lee screamed uncle like a buster. By the time I was done i even had enough to make another low budget album that probably wont live up to my first song......yeah that was a good time.
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